A beautiful Sunday after noon not much unlike any other, but the heat is starting to wane a bit and it’s just a little nicer… relaxing <RING> <RING>! The phone never sounded so loud…. some of us with blurry eyes from a Sunday afternoon nap.  The caller id reads “Enterprise” – we just rented a car because all three vehicles went down this month (that’s a story of it’s own) – maybe there was something with the car we returned so I answer.

“Hello?”

“Hello Sir.  I just wanted to thank you for renting a car from Enterprise.  Can I ask you a few questions about your rental?”

“Ah… no.” I replied.

“Excuse me?”

“No.  It’s Sunday, the Sabbath and you’re interrupting time with my family.”

“Oh.”

“Besides, if I needed to rent a car from you today I couldn’t so why should you feel it’s ok to bother me on Sunday?”

(In retrospect he probably took that as encouragement to be open on Sunday, but I certainly did not intend that.)

“Oh, may I call you on a different day then?”

“Certainly not after bothering me on Sunday, good day.”

 

Yeah, pretty much went like that.

 

Not more than 30 minutes later the phone rings – it’s a residence, maybe someone in church I don’t know.

“Hello?”

“Hello – this is <woman’s name withheld> with the scout office (that is, from our local BSA council office). I was wondering if your pack would be participating in popcorn sales this year?”

This woman was in a hurry to spit out her spiel – I don’t think we really wanted to be on the phone on Sunday – but I think she was a bit more nervous to call me on Sunday.  The council knows pretty well that I try my dead level best to honor the Sabbath.

“No, we will not be participating this year.”

Timidly she says, “Ok, thank you. Goodbye.” <click>

 

Will there be more?  I certainly hope not, but we’ve only had two so far.